Part II - Fourteen

And now, for the annual post, I'd like to say a few things. I was glad I didn't get the Doctor Who tattoo. First because I don't really know what it means, the symbol in the Doctor's fob watch. It's beautiful, sure, but... what if it only means "watch"? The other one, the Seal of Rassilon is even worst; it only showed up on written material mostly. I guess it shows on the cover of the Doctor's Tardis-blue Journal, but we can't really see. And I don't even like Rassilon, it would be like getting a Korrok symbol just because I like John Dies at the End. The Master has some pretty awesome symbols in his ring, but again... well the reasons are the same. So I got Zoro's Jolly Roger. His new symbol, with only one eye and the swords more detailed. Next year I'll get the Kaiba coin maybe, and something related to Gintama that I still don't know what. Sometimes I think getting tattoos is more fun than actually having one. I'm not a masochist, but I like the feeling. Maybe I should tattoo my whole body with skin-coloured ink. And I like sentences better than symbols. Maybe I should become a book. I wanted to talk about The Perks of Being a Wallflower, but nothing I'd say would make it justice. Even if I said it was my favourite book of all time, which it is, it wouldn't mean anything. I love you, Charlie. I spent the day being sincere today. Nobody really cares, but it makes me feel better. I am extremely mad with the cinema theatres in this town, because they all suck pretty bad. There is not a single decent movie on, and when there is, it's dubbed. Why can't we have both choices? If I'm a lazy motherfucker that doesn't like to read, I'll watch the dubbed. If I'm a normal person, I'll watch the subtitled. I guess they think smart people don't watch movies anymore. I should try a small revolution, but I don't know where to starts. I should look into it. My new cellphone sucks. I really don't like it. Though I'm thankful to my friend for lending me money for it, it's not his fault that the phone sucks. I'll refrain from speaking about certain things again today because even though it makes me feel better, it also makes me sad. Because I wish some people weren't like that, and I can't change them. Sometimes I'd rather be a sparkling vampire than having to put up with the shit these people do. I say I'll forget about them because they don't deserve being cared about, but when it comes to it, I can't do it. I ended up talking about it. There were some other things, but I rather just think about them. Because in the end, I'll regret less.

Part II - Thirteen

Okay, so I'm gonna tell the dream I was having just now because it's still fresh in my mind, and it was kinda awesome. I was at a hospital, scheduled to... remove a few internal organs. Yeah. You know, a routinely internal organ removal. I was mad because no one from my family was there. But while I was unconcious, something happened, and the world became filled with Silent Hill monsters. When I woke up, completely fine after the surgery, the hospital was empty save for the monsters, and nurses. But I'm pretty sure the nurses were monsters too. I wrote a letter to a friend of mine whose name is irrelevant, and thanked him for all he had done for me. I don't know how I sent it, since I was still in the hospital, and I don't know his address. Dreams. Okay. Like any of the rest of this stuff is more bound to happen. Moooving on.
When I got in the elevator, still in hospital gown, one of those little... things from Silent Hill 3 attacked me. Really, it jumped right at me. I'm still scared of that IRL, because I only played SH3 on Easy or Normal, they didn't do that. But last week I was playing on Hard and they really jump at you. Eek. I sort of... broke its neck.  Somehow.

By the way, this is the thing I'm talking about.

Its name is Numb Body apparently. Cute. 

On a little interlude, me and my uncle were chasing someone. It was a girl and she was on a horse chart, and occasionally on a motorcycle. And we were on horses. Then we lost her, and I reached the sewers. They were even more spacious than they are in movies and games, and there were things that looked like a cross between a monkey and a Licker. One of them attacked me, and I clutched my stomach... and that's when I woke up, clutching my stomach.
The end.

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Part II - Twelve

Aw, shucks. I cried again. Why the hell couldn't he stay?

Ishizu: Oh no! It seems I'm in love with a Monster card! I'm gonna have to ask Kaiba how he deals with it.

And by the way, ep 223 confirms that the Pharaoh indeed has the power to draw the card he wants when he needs it. So yeah. He cheated this whole time. Whether unconsciously or not, I don't know. 224 even shows him doing it, when there was an effect that allowed him to play a magician from his deck, and he drew it from the middle of the deck without even looking at it. Kind of an awesome cheat power actually.

This all might be old news for many people, but this was my first time watching it and actually understanding everything that was going on. Honestly, whoever did the English-Chinese subs might as well have been a 4Kids spy. And I gotta give a second go to the manga.

And Joey looks beautiful crying, no wonder everybody likes to torment him so in fanfic.

Brooklyn sadness

Kaiba just stood there and looked pretty.

Must.. resist urge to... pet... crying puppy...

Well, here's something to cheer me up.

YGOTAS Sails Away

By the way 4Kids, why don't you take a look at your name and start dubbing anime made for, you know, kids? Losers.They didn't even show the proper ending. Here it is. The ending poor souls who only know 4Kids never saw.

And another thing, 4Kids suuuuuucks, but the voice actors are great. I watched the first episode in Portuguese, and now I'm embarrassed to say I'm Brazilian. I could have done a better job if I didn't have a mouth. What-a-piece-of-trash.

Extra

The main problem is that most fangirls are so keen on believing the whole "the Bakuras and the Mariks (and the Yugis, sure) have separate bodies" theory. I should use their souls as snacks for my beasts in my soul room... I really need a Millennium item.

Part II - Eleven c

Trying it on Chrome this time, even though it always laughed at me whenever I tried blogging with it.

Aaaahh! Melodia! Is not possible! Nobody's ever been able to summon him! 

Nnnnnooooooooo my innocent American eyes! They didn't censor Kisara's stoning scene! I'll probably grow up to be a bank robber or something because of this! The last season is almost as violent as season 0 (well, not really, but it looks almost uncensored, so that's... something) Maybe it wasn't 4Kids-produced.

Aaaahh! Cambodia! Is not possible! Nobody's ever been able to summon him! 

Oh, those beautiful blue-eyed Egyptians. Seriously, even that Mr. Popo guy has blue eyes. And for that matter, oh, those beautiful blue-eyed Japanese.
Little priest Seto jumped out of a speeding horse. He's almost as cool as manga Seto Kaiba.


Let me mind crush myself. Ancient Seto is Hank/Akhunadin's son. Present Marik is Hank/Ahkunadin's son. Nothing else needs be said, binky-boy. Other than if it didn't sound so gay I'd totally make Kaiba say this sometime in a fanfic and then go, "What the fuck did I just say?"

Aaaahh! Carmodia! Is not possible! Nobody's ever been able to summon him! Okay, I'll stop. 

The last season is my least favourite, too much ancient Egypt, not enough Seto Kaiba and gasp! pratically no card games! Seriously, it's kinda boring. At this point they've pretty much brainwashed us with card games, so when you don't see one for a few episodes, it gets kinda weird.


Ooh, and I've been reading LK's fanfics and I'm getting the sudden urge to write Thiefshipping. The only problem is that I don't know how to, so I'm just gonna stick with the dragon and the dog. By the way, I haven't read them all, but the ones I did are pretty awesome, as it was expected. Thanks to the exquisite yaoi, I'll never be able to enjoy regular yaoi written by fangirls who really don't know what they're talking about. Or myself. Or maybe I will, it just won't be the same. Yep, yaoi really should be written by guys.


I'm gonna go buy some potato chips now, because I love them. That's it for now.

Part II - Eleven b

Continuing here because the other post got kinda glitchy. Oh. This one's also glitchy. I tried uploading a couple of 3 seconds videos but the thing just kicked me in the chin. Or in the shin, I don't understand some of your crazy expressions, Americans. Either way it would probably hurt a lot. Er, instead I'm uploading them on YouTube and will post the link here, let's see how that'll work.


Here it is, a cool thing both Setos share.

Twirly twirl

There was more I wanted to say, but this thing is so glitchy glitchy goo that I'll try again tomorrow. Now leave me to watch the duel between Mahado and TKB.







Seriously though, Akefia?

Part II - Eleven a

I'm almost through with watching the 4Kids dub of Duel Monsters. I gotta say, it pissed me off time and again, but...

And then this one:

Part II - Ten

I found this Yu-Gi-Oh meme thingy and couldn't resist. The original was supposed to be posted one thing each day. Psh. Like I'm that patient. So here goes the whole thing. (Since I'm never happy with ANYTHING I write ever, I went and edited a couple of things. Like you care. Like there's a you.)

1.    Which of the series have you seen?

Duel Monsters, GX, 5Ds, some Zexal, Season 0 and movies. Only missing Capsule Monsters. Oh yeah, everything LittleKuriboh ever made ever. Ever.

2.    Favorite character?

Seto Freakin' Kaiba.

Too hot to be true. Oh wait. He isn't. *kills self*

3.    Not counting person from day two, favorite male and female character?

Since I don't have a favourite female character I'll just go ahead and say my other favourites besides Kaiba. Yusei Fudo, Joey Wheeler, Manjoume THUNDER and Jaden Yuki. I love mixing the Japanese and English names mostly just to piss people off.

Left: old man trying to rape Yusei. Center A dog. Right: ...D'aaaawwww!

4.    Least favorite male and female character?

Alister/Amelda and I think he should count for both male and female. I mean, just look at him/it:

You want to show us your d*ck? No problem, master Dartz.

5.    What do you ship?

A puppy and a dragon *-*

-       Kaiba x Joey

-       Jaden x Chaz

-       Yusei x Kiryu

-       Tristan x Serenity x Duke

-       Yugi x (gasp!) Téa

-       Kaiser x Fubuki

-       BEWD x REBD

-       Pyramid Head x Nemesis

Aww, leave them alone, Florence. You hump Marik whenever you get the chance.

-       Exodia x Zork. Well, I guess it would be Zork x Exodia, given Zork's... uh... thingy.

-       Solomon x Black Luster Soldier


Since I'm watching Zexal for good now, I have mixed feelings about Shark, Kaito and V. I don't know what I ship, but it involves all of them.

6.    What shippings to you despise/not understand how people can ship it?

-       Anyone who isn't Joey x Kaiba. Especially every time I see Yugi/Yami x Kaiba. It hurts my soul. And I don't even think I have one. 

-       Bakura x Evil Bakura (¬¬)

-       Marik x Melvin/Evil Marik (¬¬# that's even more impossible than the previous)
And as you see, I don't and never will call them "yami" Marik and Bakura. Yami himself is enough. And I shouldn't even do that.

-       Yusei x Aki (I used to like her now I don't. Meh. Yusei's too good and sexy for her)

7.    Your OTP? Why?

Need you ask?

I love how they are the complete opposite of each other about everything and have so many similarities. I won't talk about it here 'cause it'll be on my next fanfic *-*

8.    How did you get into Yu-Gi-Oh?

So, there's this black hole on internet called TvTropes. It's a trap! One day I was reading the Anime HoYay page, and the quotes about Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series sounded too funny to be true. I thought that was the same Yu-Gi-Oh as the regular one, no way it could be that funny. So I Googled that shit down and came upon the greatest thing on the internet. Because I was suffering from withdrawal after having watched all of LittleKuriboh's videos twice (and there were almost 200 of them, now there's much more) I sighed. "Well, why the fuck not?" So I downloaded a torrent with all the 224 episodes of DM and watched them all at once. I think I still haven't recovered.

9.    Do you duel?

Nope. I do have 3 BEWD and I'm very proud of this fact. And I also have a playing mat because of… reasons .___.

Hmm. I fail to see the reasons behind my owning this.

10. Favorite monster?

BEWD, REBD, Dark Magician, Jinzo, Stardust Dragon, Mokey Mokey and Dandylion for being so damn cute, Black Luster Soldier. Oh, and… and… Kaibaman.

11. Least favorite monster?

I don't think I have one.

12. Most stupid monster?

Some stuff from Zexal.

13. What's the most Mary Sue-ish or rigged card you've seen used?

Of course it's the (little) Kuriboh. And Yami's move of fusing Mammoth Graveyard with Kaiba's BEUD was shit. Or should I say "cheat"?

14. Favorite summoning method?

I'm gonna pull a Jaden here and go with Polymerization. But the ritual for Black Luster Soldier is pretty cool. Because BLS is awesome. *loves androgyny*

"My name is Daryl. Or Glen. Or Cameron. But it definitely isn't Florence. What a wuss name."

15. Favorite trap?

Ring of Destruction, Virus Cannon, Crush Card Virus… and… and… and anyzing Gaiba-zama uses...

16. Favorite spell and field spell?

Only Burst Stream of Destruction comes to mind right now. Holy shit, I wasn't even aware I remembered all this.

17. What's your favorite deck used in the show?

Dur…. Kaiba's… virus deck.

18. Favorite shadow game/duel?

Shadow game, everything Yami did on season 0, especially setting some guy on fire. Except shit he did to Kaiba. Even though the bastard deserved it. Duel… Kaiba x Joey for third place on Battle City finals, Yami x Weevil on top of that train, Joey x Valon (Baxnaronn lol) was too awesome for words, Kaiba x Gozaburo in the virtual world, Kaibaman x Jaden, most of Yusei's duels. Duel Monsters on D-Wheels is actually pretty cool.

Boink

19. Favorite arc?

Dartz's shit yo.

20. Dub or subs?

Subs forever. And I watched the first series with the wonderful Chinese English subs, and 5Ds with almost as much ridiculous Portuguese subs. But I learned dubs can be fun too, in their own little ridiculous censored way.

21. Pet peeve towards the series?

Um… no one knowing how to actually play?

            -       Not enough Kaiba

-       Not enough Kaiba x Joey moments

-       Kaiba's VA is way too sexy, he should tone it down a little.

-       The fake zombies in GX ¬¬### don't get me started on that.

-       Yusei and Aki's "relationship"

-       Kiryu being put on a bus

-       Why Winged Kuriboh if Kuriboh can fly without wings?

-       I would say everyone wanting to rape Yusei but… come on. Have you seen him?

-       Yuma

Yusei. Those shorts are ridiculous. Take them off.

22. Insert yourself into the series. Tell us the YGO need-to-know info that this insertion would hold.

Hello, I'm Berry Sue and I live in a world where most of the male population is gorgeous and/or fabulous, there aren't almost any girls and the biggest fad is a children's card game that's almost never played by children. Also there's this gaming company's CEO I want to glomp, but what I really want is for him to glomp that cute blonde in the dog suit-- *gets shot*

23. If you could be friends with any character, who would it be and why?

Mokuba and Serenity for my evul plans involving their siblings *-*

24. What monster would you want as your Spirit Partner? Your Ka?

Kaibaman *dies from nosebleed*

I'm sexy and I know it

25. If you could have any power shown in YGO, what would it be?

Kaiba's power of having power.

26. Do you have any YGO video games? Which ones? Do you like them?

No. I'm thinking about getting Yu-Gi-Oh! The Duelists of the Roses to see Kaiba in armor *___*

27. Is there anything YGO related you treasure and hold dear to you?

My 3 BEWD, the locket thing I made, the made-by-Mokuba BEWD I made, my 2 Millennium items (ring and puzzle), my Mokuba cosplay, my playing mat, manga collection, all the episodes and… the doujinshi, fanart and fanfic *_________* Oh, and futurely (shut up, I know it's not a word), this:

Guh.

28. Any moments from YGO that make you cry?

Ending of DM, Ending of GX. And also ep 46 of YGOTAS, until the credits are interrupted, that is. Just thinking there won't be any YGOTAS ever again is enough to break my heart and kill me.

29. Any funny moments YGO-related you'd like to share?

EVERYTHING IS YU-GI-OH RELATED

30. What is your favorite catchphrase?

"Screw the rules, I have money", of course. As for real Yu-Gi-Oh, "ichi, jū, hyaku, sen, Manjōme-sandā! (SANDA! SANDA! SANDA!)". And whenever a character says "Sore wa dou kana" makes me tingle.

Well, that's it. In the end it turns out I'm creepily obsessed with a fictitious character and I'm going to commit myself to the nearest loony bin. See ya!

Part II - Nine

So I'm one of those people who has no idea what she wants to do with her life. Never did, actually. Probably because I don't wanna do anything. It's not that I'm lazy (I am, though), I have no problem with working if I have to. But there is nothing that I like to do.

My teacher wants me to consider also being an English teacher. I'm not sure I'm teacher material. Doesn't mean I won't try, but I'm almost sure it won't be my thing.

So... if anyone wanna give me money so I won't have to do anything ever, I'd really appreciate it ^^

Part II - Eight

I am freaking in love with MLAndersen0, a.k.a. The Andersen Journals. CNS is pretty awesome too, but like EverymanHYBRID, it's fucking difficult to follow, there are too many extra pages, extra channels and other things to worry about. MLA is only MLA. The April 1st (last year's) movie trailer had me almost fall from my chair laughing.

Oh, and Michael Patrick is fucking hot.

I'm thinking about doing transcripts of the episodes, even if there are parts where you can't understand shit because of the Slenderstatic. But I guess I can remove that.

I love getting new addictions <3 On a little side note,

 That's some funny shit right there. And here's a Slender comment for ya: I don't remember making that Portal comment. Dun dun duuunnnn!

And I'm a ninja hacker badass.